10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."