10 Random Poker Quotes

• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.