10 Random Poker Quotes

• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.