10 Random Poker Quotes

• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• "No river, no fish."
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.