10 Random Poker Quotes

• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.