10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it