10 Random Poker Quotes

• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• "No river, no fish."
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• im going to 2 out you to death
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• It's Free To Fold...