10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway