10 Random Poker Quotes

• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Poker is for loners.
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"