10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"