10 Random Poker Quotes
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- It's Free To Fold...
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Welcome to kicker school
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
anon
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson