10 Random Poker Quotes

• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.