10 Random Poker Quotes

• "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.