10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- im going to 2 out you to death
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger