10 Random Poker Quotes

When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
"Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm