10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- Poker is for fat, American losers.