10 Random Poker Quotes

• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)