10 Random Poker Quotes

• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.