10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.