10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.