10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- Fold and live to fold again
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.