10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.