10 Random Poker Quotes

• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker