10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.