10 Random Poker Quotes

• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• "No river, no fish."