10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- "No river, no fish."
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it