10 Random Poker Quotes

• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.