10 Random Poker Quotes

• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• Fook the floosh droo!
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• Fold and live to fold again
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from