10 Random Poker Quotes

• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer