10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.