10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger