10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT