10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)