10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."