10 Random Poker Quotes

• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."