10 Random Poker Quotes

• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• Poker is for loners.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts