10 Random Poker Quotes
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- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is