10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)