10 Random Poker Quotes

• You have to piss with the dick you have
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.