10 Random Poker Quotes

• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• Fold and live to fold again
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth