10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--