10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• It's Free To Fold...
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack