10 Random Poker Quotes

• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT