10 Random Poker Quotes

• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!