10 Random Poker Quotes

• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim