10 Random Poker Quotes

• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Poker is for loners.
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.