10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water