10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from