10 Random Poker Quotes

• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom