10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die